See it on your television

Satisfy your inhibitions

We can make it real for you

We can make it all come true

No matter what your condition

We know what you’ve been missin’

We can bring it to fruition

If you can’t see just sit an listen

Oh my, oh my oh my

What did you see?

Oh my, oh my, oh my

On TV, last night!

See it through your tunnel vision

Finding facts with fine precision

Justify your own position

Oh my God! What was I missin’?

Johnny rides across the west

Bullets bouncing of his chest

He’s the best of all the rest

We’re dying to put him,

to the test

Screw the rest

We’re the best

From the west

It’s manifest

Oh my, oh my, oh my

What did you see?

Oh my, oh my, oh my

On tv

Last night!

To find the truth objectively

Find someone who disagrees

Then we’ll all be lost at sea

Between two shores

of reality …..

TV……..

No matter what you’ve been missin’

See it on your television

What you watch is your decision

What you see is our rendition

From the left, or from the right

We can make all seem right

Looking at the pictures

Checking out the bitches

Oh my, oh my, oh my

What did you see?

Oh my, oh my, oh my

On tv

Last night!

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